Lexi

I aim to misbehave.

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(Source: coastlineteens, via fake-mermaid)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via thepryncess)

heliolisk:

i remember i used to want to delete so badly back when I had liek 5k cause I hated everyone but then I was like nah and now I dont talk to anyone so it worked out

(via moistbottom)