I aim to misbehave.


hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it


petition for big brother to bring back friday night live/friday night games like the good old days (not the boring games they’ve had for the past 2 years) like actual ones where it was like a mixture between wipeout and fear factor

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do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug

(Source: emofairies, via fake-mermaid)